Sanity has a price !!

8:31:00 PM

1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat and presto. The blockage will be almost instantly removed.

2. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop away.

3. Avoid arguments with your partner about lifting the toilet seat by simply using the sink.

4. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use a timer.

5. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button. Â

6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives. Then you will be afraid to cough.

7. Have a bad toothache? Smash your thumb with a hammer and you will forget about the toothache.

8. Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.

9. Never pass up an opportunity to go to the bathroom.

10. If you woke up breathing, congratulations! You get another chance.

11. And finally, be really nice to your family and friends; you never know when you might need them to empty your bedpan.

12. The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends -- if they're okay, then it's you.

Disclaimer : please try these on your own risk :p
Credits : Aneeqa malik (my phophoo) ...

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4 Comments

  1. LOL!
    Love these! :D

    And the blue is so vibrant! :D

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  2. lol do you know on the side when i read your profile thing,that's so true every one sees a different side to you,everyone thinks differently about me,everyone has some thing different to say about me.

    www.mappedoutthoughts.wordpress.com

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  3. They all got me laughing like crazy!
    I like the one where it says breathe, you've been given a second chance.It's true how easily we take life for granted.
    :|

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  4. 5, will be perfect for me.
    12, i knew i was crazy!

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